Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dissed

Here's something that popped into my head a while ago:

If a pig with laryngitis could be said to be disgruntled, how would you describe the following (answers further down):

1. Ozzie Osbourne after being dumped by Black Sabbath
2. The Venus de Milo
3. A sacked board or committee member
4. A nudist
5. A former peer of the realm
6. Something that has been flattened out
7. Someone who has been thrown out of a club
8. A skinhead
9. A new bride
10. A wizard who has lost his powers.
11. A former model
12. Someone who has been exorcised
13. A child left at home alone
14. A person who has recovered their voice
15. A failed medium
16. Someone who has been rescued from a cult
17. Someone with St Vitus’s Dance
18. A footballer sent to the ‘sin bin’
19. A failed detective
20. Something lost or mislaid


Answers:

1. Disbanded
2. Disarmed
3. Disappointed
4. Discovered
5. Disentitled
6. Disinclined
7. Dismembered
8. Distressed
9. Dismissed
10. Dispelled
11. Disposed
12. Dispossessed
13. Distended
14. Disquieted
15. Dispirited
16. Dissected
17. Distilled
18. Displayed
19. Dissolved
20. Dislocated